Everyone knows that the best homes for sale investments can be found from motivated sellers. If some poor sap is about to get the boot out the front door an opportunistic money grubbing investors can swoop in and virtually take away the home for sale at ridiculously low prices. Just sit on it until the real estate market improves, then sell for obscene profits.
Capitalizing on the suffering on others has been an American tradition since the good old days of breaking thumbs for protection money. In fact I will get into the Mafia's relationship with motivated seller in another post...
One tactic ruthless real estate investors are using is belittling the motivated seller into shame and even outright humiliation. Tell the seller that if he were not such a pathetic loser he would not be in this situation. Make him so insecure that he trembles at the very thought of countering an offer. Then go for the kill.
Be ruthless, be bold. Get the job done and make money. Some reports have emerged that some are resorting to physical threats to get the sellers to cooperate.
For example,"Joe" found this hot little 3 bedroom home for sale in beautiful Cape Coral. The buyer was reluctant to reduce the price $30,000 like Joe wanted. The nerve! So Joe proceeded to bitch slap the little dweeb until, crying like a little girl, relented and gave up the property for almost 50% off.
We recommend, however, that the reader don't ever do anything naughty or illegal; we just report today's real estate news with objection and compassion. Now go look for investment homes for sale and bitch slap some sellers!
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